Monday, June 9, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Who says our English is teruk. Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point and very effective.
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hallo, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
Malaysians: Shaddap lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why lai dat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.
Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lai dat also doe no how to do!!!!
WHEN SOMEONE PISS YOU OFF
Britons: That's a terrible thing you did...I am very disappointed with you
Thursday, March 27, 2008
::27th march -Thu 2220
2. I should be:
::take up my psp, put on the earphone and kill the dragon
3. The last text message I received was from:
4. And it said:
::"Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G damn nice wei!"
5. I am currently pissed off because:
::that dragon damn geng, i keep one hit KO-ed
6. I would love to :
::step on that dragon corpse and keep hammer on his horn
7. If I could change one of my attitudes, it would be:
::be more mature don't just always put efforts on killing dragon
8. After training, I love to:
::go to school. I miss school so much.
9. I liked yesterday because:
::i don't recalled what unhappy things that happened on yesterday
10. But I still sort of didn't because:
::I stuck on traffic everyday that's means i stuck on traffic yesterday isn't it?
11. My favorite song right now would have to be:
12. I sometimes forget to...
::brush my teeth
13. My favorite number/s would have to be:
::the laying eight (infinity) on my bank account
14. When I'm in a bad mood, it's better to just:
::give me something to punch or kick on it.
15. I really can't stand:
16. I'd break up with my girlfriend right away if?
::If my girlfriend become my boyfriend
17. If I were to get stuck in an elevator with someone, it would have to be:
::a beautiful and sexy lady with big boobs :P
18. The last thing
::mixed rice from my company's canteen. It was SUX and i have to eat it tomorrow.
19. The name of the street where I live is:
::not really remember.
20. I have never ridden:
::a BMW 7 series with a drebar and lots mo~~
21. If I won the lottery, the first thing I would buy is:
::a super expensive birthday gift for my girlfriend
22. One bad habit of mine is:
::i ah....Do not smoke.
23. Two friends who are not from my school is:
::Mr Kaai and Jimmy my monster hunter partners
24. I am currently stressed because:
::the dutch lady chocolate milk in the refri finished already
::not sure may be gaming
26. How's your heart lately?
::I'll tell u after i consult my doctor.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008